Rufus: Hey Lil. The Magnificent Archibalds. My name is Dan Humphrey and that is my little sister. And in a world ruled by blood lines and bank accounts, it pays to have a pal. Send me all the deets. Serena Jenny, that dress would look even better in black. Were you sunning in Crete or sinning in Croatia? What, they haven't let him out yet? Blair I think that's a good idea. [INT OSTROFF CENTER - ERIK'S ROOM - Serena's brother, Erik, finds Serena sleeping on a chair next to his bed and wakes her up]. XOXO, Press J to jump to the feed. Season One is the first season of Gossip Girl, the American teen drama based upon the book series written by Cecily von Ziegesar. 9. 19 Dramatic Shakespeare Monologues For Women. Serena Uhm, from last night, right? Lily Guess what I found for you a dress for 'Kiss On The Lips'. The ones that run as far as they can so they dont have to look at themselves. And, oftentimes, if you're performing a monologue, it's for one of these few reasons: You're auditioning for something, you . Jenny I know, uhm, I mean, hi, I'm Jenny. For destruction, that is. GG: The only thing feared by the spawn of Satan? That we're just gonna end up like our parents? Gossip Girl: Word is that S bailed on Bs party in under ninety seconds. . MONOLOGUES FOR GIRLS One Sunday Afternoon by James Hagan [This lovely, if somewhat sentimental play, written in 1930, is about young love in a small Midwestern town. Have fun, little rodents. But I can't do that forever. Penelope social suicide watch. Rufus And her judgment is always sound, right? XOXO Gossip Girl. One good scandal deserves another. However,their loyalty runs deep and thefriends always stick by each other's side. I'm mean, too bad it's more than our rent but I think I can sew something like it. Dan No, it's my sister. Jenny Maybe you'd care if dad's band was on 'Gossip Girl'. These are Blair's wisest quotes. You should try it sometimes.". [Blair hands Jenny one of the invitations], [Serena walks up to them, eating a yoghurt]. Chuck and Blair's relationship is a bit polarizing as Chuck has done some terrible things but even if fans don't agree with the relationship, Blair still seems wise and mature here. Lily Why is my dauthter going to one of your concerts? Gossip Girl (Voice Over): Wonder what Blair Waldorf thinks. Blair: Excuse me, Captain. See for yourselves: Lucky for us, Melanie91 sent proof. Are you shopping for some more art to match your furniture? Rufus Sounds very fair. Blair and Serena's love easily outshined anything they felt for theirromantic interests throughout the show's six seasons. GG: Weekend Update: A same-sex kiss hasnt caused this much controversy since Britney and Madonna. I saw you from across the street, and I just gotta say, I love your Halloween costume! Very cool, looking hot, number nine! Dan: Ill tell you whats going on. We never thought wed say this ourselves Eleanor: Serena van der Woodsen? [INT HOME OF THE WALDORFS - BLAIR'S BEDROOM - The room is lit by candles, Nate enters, Blair is waiting for him in lingerie]. Gossip Girl. Or will C end up with another victim? Don't you wanna go say hey? The American had tea. Blair saysthis intelligent and romantic quotein the season 3 episode "Last Tango, Then Paris," and her words are compelling for a few reasons. Unless you want us to wait for you. More accurately, new Gossip Girl is a show that . But preparing for a ball is an event in itself. AN ANGEL OF FORCED LOVE: Brian makes his case for how he thinks he can learn to love his girlfriend. Give me the deets. It's harder to make than it looks, the good trash. Judes bazaar. Let me see [They both pull on the bottle until it opens with a loud bang]. No food or drink 12 hours prior, wear comfortable clothing, and make sure your affairs are in order. Please just trust me. Make a donation. She's lost 15 pounds, got an eye-lift. Serena And if you get a drink they are also serving pigs. Dont believe me? In the city that never sleeps a lot can happen in one night. Per WaPo: In a monologue filled with references to his abiding use of marijuana, the actor, who went on the show to promote his upcoming movie "Champions," said he read a script where "the biggest drug cartels in the world get together and buy up all the media and all the politicians and force all the people in the world to stay locked in . Status report people. Chuck Talk to Chuck, buddy. Gossip Girl: Wakey wakey, Upper East Siders. You know my mom: If it's not broke, break it. Permalink: You can't make people . Elegant. And everyone is talking. Say one final goodbye to make room for all the drama the new series will most certainly bring. While the HBO Max reboot ofGossip Girlhassmart characters and juicy plots, fans will always love Blair Waldorf's strength and wisdom. If there's one thing the characters inGossip Girlnever do, it's judge each other for their past. Find a monologue that fits you and your experiences. Do not sell or share my personal information. "If I was a Gossip Girl in Sweet Valley with traveling pants." Gossip Girl (2007) (TV Series) "If I was a Gossip Girl in Sweet Valley with traveling pants." The Bucket List (2007) . That's one secret I'll never tell. Blair makes viewers laugh with a smart quote about how instead of fancy jewelry, she realizes that Cyrus is a good person and a great influence on her mom. We need your help. Character: Margaret Good People is a play focusing on Margaret, a single mother to a disabled adult daughter, Joyce, who was born before her husband left her. Erik Stylist and personal shopper. Imagine Glengarry Glen Ross without Alec Baldwin's sales incentive monologue, "coffee's for closers," or Jack Nicholson's stern warning monologue, "you . A. Text. For better. Excuse me while I pull out a hanky and pass it to S and D. Looks like Im not the only one who cries at weddings. Wonder whos going down next? Find teen monologues. Not in business or if your family is depending on you. 1. Oh my god. Gossip Girl: Spotted on the steps of the Palace: Cinderella stepping onto a pumpkin instead of her carriage. in my opinion, that's a great scene to show her vulnerability. But I'm just not sure if she's the girl for me. Where does the dethroned royalty vacation these days? XOXO. And while the test is said to measure our best traits, preparing for it inevitably brings out the worst. Privileged teens living on the Upper East Side of New York can hide no secret from the ruthless blogger who is always watching. Nate Yeah, I'm gonna need it. Serena So is this your dress for the 'Kiss On The Lips' party? Jenny A fashion emergency. NEXT:10 Best Chuck & Blair Gossip Girl Relationship Episodes. Dan Well, listen, I don't want to be late but you're looking great. NEXT: Gossip Girl: 10 Most Heartwarming Scenes Of The Entire Show. [INT BLAIR'S BEDROOM - Blair is looking at herself in a full-length mirror, she's wearing a brown dress, Eleanor enters]. Gossip Girl: Wake up, Little Jenny. I just fail at putting myself back together. For Serena sleeping in her own bed, possibly wearing pyjamas. EMERGENCY. O Brother, Where Bart Thou? Chuck I heard you didn't do that anymore. Concierge And you are Prince Charming? Great party. [INT BUS - Chuck and Nate are sitting next to each other, Dan is standing in the alley]. Blair learns the hard and sad lesson that loving someone doesn't always mean that it's a good idea to be in a relationship with them. Dan So you guys wanna sit together at lunch? I just became your escort for the ball. You know, I really had no idea you could move that fast. Gone with the Will. Other times, Blair sees life in her own unique way. Gossip Girl: And just when B and S had built a bridge, it all had to come crashing down. Always have, always will. Gossip Girl. Jenny Ok good, 'cause I already ordered and only got enough for one. Serena was the only person in the world Blair thought she had in her corner. Transcripts. Serena No, it's ok. I uhm, actually already had plans. Gossip Girl: The French revolution had cake. See for yourselves. Jenny Ah, the invisible man returns. Although the kid giving the monologue might not understand all the jokes, it's all in the delivery. RELATED:5 Times Blair and Serena Were Good Friends On Gossip Girl (& 5 Times They Were Horrible). GG: Looks like Chuck and Blair showed up with quite an appetite. Nate: Well is something actually wrong or is this just a ploy to get us both here? "Some might call this a fustercluck. Go, I'm gonna be fine. Chuck I love this town. bags in hand. Blair's quote at the end of season 4 isa significant part of her character arc. Gossip Girl: The rules for a model the day of a photo shoot are similar to those of a patient pre-surgery. How was your weekend? [Chuck signals Nate that he wants to smoke a joint with him], [Blair leads Nate into her bedroom and pushes him onto the bed]. Jenny Thanks. I'm cooking. Erik, hi. We hear that World War III just broke out. Rachel Berry Monologue. Gossip Girl: Whyd she leave? I miss you. The show goes out of its way to send the message that bloodmeans little in the grand scheme of things, and the best families are the ones who are chosen, rather than those whoare forced together out of obligation. You and Blair have been dating forever, all of a sudden there is a problem? Blair There is nothing to talk about. And you know who loves parties? she has quite long monologue about their difference and her background, when she pays jenny a visit after she posts that pic of dan and serena (season 3 finale), episode 1 in season 4 where she tells serena how heartbroken she actually is, how sad she is, thats a good one. [Serena takes Blair's left over Martini and emptys it in one gulp]. Rufus Oh, I get it: You hear about Alison, use your daughter as an excuse to start something. RT @JoshuaCooper: Don't ever say we don't like to have fun . Nate Oh, I just wanted to see how you were. I just thought you were hot. Flowers, maybe some jewellery if she's really upset. You shouldnt give away the ending if you want him to pick up the book again. Top Gossip Girl Monologue Quotes. It's like you're heading to your execution. Serena: So, were is he? Theyre made. Especially if it's the middle one. [If Blair Waldorf lied about that what else might she be lying about?] GG: Some might call this a fustercluck, but on the Upper East Side, we call it Sunday afternoon. For a time span of 1-3 minutes it's all eyes on you. I miss you. GG: Well Serenas mystery man is a mystery no longer. With strings attached. It's just a rough patch, that's all. They had to overcome drama with quite a few villains between season 1 and season 6. To call the series "woke" feels reductive. Because I was a teenage drug addict is not exactly a winning college essay. Eleanor: I'll set a place for you at the table next to Blair. Blair Not bad work. let me see how it looks! Then, in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend, Kyle, who was totally gorgeous but he moved to Indiana, and Janis was, like weirdly jealous of him. Let me show you here, come here. Gossip Girl (Voice Over) Hmm, why so thirsty, S? In the Realm of the Basses. Monologue 11-14-07. I think it may be for the best. You never know what could go wrong in a flash. Humorous All Kiding Aside Bums--Evelyn Bums--Mary Bus Stop Coupla Chicks You'll mom will be back. Gossip Girl here. 3. And from what we hear, theres been some changes to the lineup. Although Blair schemes and treats people poorly during the first few seasons of the original show, she has a redemption arc and becomes a better person by the series finale. Blair Yeah, I could tell since you didn't call or write the entire time it was happening. Choephori Or The Libation Bearers. Howie What? [EXT NEW YORK CITY - Rufus is putting up flyers for a concert of his band 'Lincon Hawk', Dan is with him]. I just wanted it to be a surprise. Gossip Girl fans love Blair Waldorf's strength, intelligence, and sense of style, including those preppy headbands. ago. And its just a matter of time before this one snaps. Revenge. And for the next 16 hours the only thing Im dishing is seconds. The Upper East Siders had their world turned upside down on more than one occasion, but all it takes is one person to make everything feel right again. You may have won over B for now but we still think you're hiding something. Gossip Girl (Voice Over) Spotted: Serena making an heroic exit from B's party. Ages of the actors: Teens up to to fifties, depending on the monologue. Learning the lesson that nothing stays missing forever. 10. So smoke up and seal the deal with Blair 'cause you're also entitled to tab that ass. I told you I love parties. [INT THE PALACE HOTEL - BAR - Chuck enters, shoves some women aside], [Chuck walks over to Serena who is having another Martini]. And here is yours as promised. And I'm pretty sure she thought I was someone else. Gossip Girl: They say a leopard cant change his spots. [INT OSTROFF CENTER - Serena walks in, passes the nurse's station and looks into a patient's room]. Rufus: Let's go home. Whyd she return? Blair: I wouldn't miss it. The ghost of partys past. XOXO Gossip Girl, Gossip Girl Gossip Girl (Narrator) 2007.09.19 Claire. The CW. But I would like to check out west. But maybe love never met Georgina Sparks. Jenny So, you said you wanted to talk. Gossip Girl: Theres a weak link in every chain. Ten percent of me is glad I was right." Serena is mortified and heartbroken that Dan Humphrey has written mean things about her in his novel Inside. Reviewers weren't exaggerating when they calledGossip Girl"scandalous." As much as a BFF can make you go WTF, theres no denying wed be a little less rich without them. Nate Actually, we got into a pretty big fight. I'm sorry, I have to go. That's why you make us go to private schools. If you want to chat about the TV show Gossip Girl then you're in the right place. Monologues Of The Week 11-21-07. Chuck Actually, I prefer them when they're not talking. Amy Adams earned her first Oscar nomination for Junebug, and after watching this monologue, you'll understand why the critics couldn't get enough of her performance . Not the kind of all knowing beautiful, just beautiful like they say in the movies and in our dreams. Gossip Girl may have been sneaky, butthey were also extremely smart. Blair But that was it you guys kissed. - monologue of the insecure . This monologue was definitely based on my junior high and high school experience, so I would imagine that others can definately relate and find something to . Find a character or situation that you can relate too. Rufus Well, not all of us have settlements from mulitple divorcs to sustain us. Gossip Girl: In our modern age, when you call someone and cant find them you can be pretty sure theyll get the message. Blair Well, you missed some classic Eleanor Waldorf melt-downs. Gossip Girl (Kristen Bell): Hey Upper East Siders. GG: Spotted: Chuck Bass losing something no one knew he had to begin with. [INT LIMOUSINE - Blair, Nate, Chuck, Isabel and Katy are laughing and drinking champagne], [INT THE PALACE HOTEL - Dan enters and sees Serena standing on the gallery, they look at each other and smile], [INT 'KISS ON THE LIPS' PARTY - Chuck, Isabel and Katy are standing at the bar, Chuck spots Jenny in the crowd]. Serena You asked my out on a date and you didn't think I was nice? He tries to take his own life and you're worried it will cost you 'Mom Of The Year'? Gossip Girl (Voice Over) Did S think she could waltz home and things would be just like they were? I put it to you, Camp Firewood, as we spend the last dinner together: Be proud of who you are. Blair I'd love to but I'm doing something with Nate tonight. Or is it all just part of the act? XOXO. Some people might see that their lies have almost caught up to them. There's nothing 'Gossip Girl' likes more than a good catfight. [INT 'KISS ON THE LIPS' PARTY - Chuck leads Jenny upstairs]. You need to create the character, the scene, and the circumstance all without the help of another actor. Monologues for Girls. Uhm, what do you want to talk about? Welcome back! Louise decides to flee to Mexico, and Thelma joins her. XOXO Gossip Girl. Eleanor Because I love you. Serena I didn't come back for you. Gossip Girl: Sometimes, in an effort to spread the most outrageous rumors, we look over the very thing thats even more scandalousthe truth. Was it only a year ago our It-Girl mysteriously disappeared for quote 'boarding school'. Chuck: Victory party, here, tomorrow night. Jenny: Come on, Dan. Eric: Yeah, Wow. Blair's throwing it. So, uhm, sensible tortured soul boy is actually kind of superficial. I saw the invitation on the nightstand. ], [Dan gets another text message: Jenny (Mobile), Sep 25, 2007, 9:15:44 PM, 911, 4 REAL PLEASE. It looks like the battle between the Queen B and Little J has moved from the streets to the blogs. Chuck: Nathaniel, any interest in some fresh air? Serena left town because of what happened between her and Nate, and there was even another love triangle when both girls had feelings for Dan. Hey Upper East Siders. Dan How could I? I saw you at school with Katy and Is and I get it. Gossip Girl (Voice Over) Spotted: At The Palace Hotel, S and B having a heart to heart. Eleanor: I have to design a dress for this woman. Let's start over. Judge. Take our clothes off, stare at each other. Its Christmas time in the city. Rufus Yeah, from Chanterlane to Paris until you switched up rock stars for billionaires. I mean, come on, I've never been to a big dance before. Nate There is no problem. Blair and Serena's Gossip Girl friendship has twists and turns, rivaling some of the show's biggest plot twists for keeping fans on the edge of their seats. An exclusive group of privileged teens from a posh prep school on Manhattan's Upper East Side whose lives revolve around the blog of the all-knowing albeit ultra-secretive Gossip Girl. The characters all should have ended up in jail much moreoften than they actually did, and some of their actionswould be unforgivable in today's world. Rufus You guys are a little early. Dan Yeah, no, I it's not a problem, really. The good trash is scandalous, full of panache . Dan I'm gonna do a lap, ok? Skeeter Skeetch - assistant to Bula at the paper. Jenny This is definitely quieter but do you actually know where we're going or [Chuck leans in to kiss Jenny but she pulls away]. Gossip Girl: Hey Upper East Siders. Spring's Awakening. Howie Maybe not right now. Howie You seem upbeat this morning. Howie: His mother wouldn't hear of it. 9. I had to go. Gossip Girl: You didn't hear it from us, but in every girl's life there comes a moment when she realizes that her mother just might be more messed up than she is. So until next time, you know you love me. Don't believe me. "Wrapped in Red" - Kelly Clarkson . There were plenty of friendships in the teen drama, and despite all the fights and disagreements, everyone found their way back to each other's side. can you tell me few scenes in which blair has long monologue which shows her acting skills and character? We're Your Best Friends." If there's one thing the characters in Gossip Girl never do, it's judge each other for their past. The only one. [Serena notices Nate on the other side of the room, Blair opens her bedroom door and walks into the room, blocking Nate from Serena's view, Serena and Blair hug]. As always.read the entire script before performing your monologue. Is that you? Monologues for girls are here grouped into funny monologues for girls and dramatic. Did B think S would go down without a fight? Top 25 Girl Monologues. Blair has a unique way of explaining a situation with witty humor, and even though she's frustrated with Serena's focus on her love interest Aaron Rose in this scene, Blair still manages to make a joke. Looks like you got a lot of yoghurt left. While it might not be healthy, their betrayals exemplify that Blair and Serena can get through anything. Chuck: Good, things were getting a little dull around here. I just think it might be good for us to take a break, you know. Nate I'm gonna put everything in the past. They climb their way up in heels, no matter who they have to tread on to do it." In a thrilling Episode 6 speech, Emily not only owns up to being ringarde, but . Serena So you took me to meet your dad on our first date? Jenny Dad, you could just tell me I look nice instead of turning this into a sermon on the passage of time. And how are you gonna do that? And I have been missing you for awhile. Gossip Girl: Whoever thought monarchy was dead didnt realize it just changed ZIP codes. Gossip Girl: Theres plenty of upside to being the spawn of the fabulously wealthy. Gossip Girl: Best Quotes About Friendship, The 9 Greatest Redemptions On Gossip Girl, Gossip Girl: The 10 Best Characters Introduced After Season 1, Gossip Girl: 10 Most Heartwarming Scenes Of The Entire Show, Sheldon Tries To Deliver Mandys Baby In New Young Sheldon Season 6 Clip, The Mandalorian Season 3 Episode 1: 20+ Easter Eggs & Hidden Details, You May Not Be Ready For Cloverfield 2's Horror Story. In the season 1 episode"Desperate Seeking Serena," Blair thinks that Nelly Yuki will get into Yale instead of her. At some point in her life, Melanie went off track and ever since she's been trying to find her true calling. This one looks like a scorcher. Gossip Girl Monologue Quotes & Sayings. Blair: Course I did. I need them to make a self tape, maybe the scene in season 3 where she steals the speech from vanessa. What time does the limo come? Gossip Girl: I bet youre wondering what Gossip Girl is doing up so early. Chuck Look, easy, Sokrates. All Rights Reserved, 25 Girl Monologues for Auditions and Castings, Top 25 Girl Monologues from Original Plays, Dont Leave Me Without Muffin (drama) 1 Minute. It reminded me when she started the war against gossip girl and looked at camera like it was some power move meanwhile I was like what is even happening.i didn't understand a thing.. and her bully speech, like every monologue she has . When any of the BFFs are in a fight, no amount of brunches, vacations, or spa days canmend a broken heart. Then maybe I should swipe some of my dad's viagra? "The Young Girl and the Monsoon" by James Ryan. They get into plenty of arguments and stop talking for weeks on end, butno one in the series is proud of who they once were. Hi, Serena! Nate You know, aren't we entitled to choose just to be happy? But the downside? Serena Oh well, if the happy couple didn't want to put up a catch for the bar they should let me be where I want to be. [While Chuck pours a glass of champagne, Jenny takes out her cell phone and starts texting], [EXT CLUB - Serena and Dan leave the club, Dan holds the door open for her]. Its more than just getting into college, its setting a course for the rest of your life. "There were definitely trepidations in . We have a feeling this ones to the death. So what are you doing here? Sparks were flying for sure, but will it be a threeway or a D-Day? You know you love me. Hear me, you gamblers! GG: If I were you, S., Id be worried. It might be fiction, but Serenais understandably hurt. Gossip Girl (Voice Over): Word is that S bailed on B's party in under 90 seconds and didn't even have one lemochello. While others cling to the security of being part of a group. Gossip Girl Season 1, Episode 9 Soundtrack. If it wasn't such a tragedy it would have been funny. RELATED:5 Worst Things Dan Did To Serena On Gossip Girl (& 5 Worst Serena Did To Him). I had a really bad day. [FLASHBACK - ONE YEAR AGO - INT BAR - Serena and Nate make out heavily, undressing each other, Chuck watches from the balcony]. I'm Dan Humphrey. 'Cause I had a great day: A couple of pills, bunch of Rorschach tests they had this green jelly for lunch. That's pretty classy, S. I think you're more like me than you admit. Or my mom's paxils? You don't give up just because things are hard. Serena This is this is not happening right now. Keep that in mind. planetclaireTV has been around in one form or another since 1999, offering a variety of quotes, quips, bon mots and assorted nonsense. They get into plenty of arguments and stop talking for weeks on end . Watching Blair accept Cyrus into her family shows a lot of growth. And if she did know you I think she would really like you. Serena I talked to the nurse and I'm kidnapping you. Rachel has worked with several media outlets and written television reviews featured on Rotten Tomatoes. Im tired of being the bearer of bad grudges. GG: Watch out, S. Just because you finally tell the truth doesnt mean there wont be consequences. Hope that wasnt the wrong answer, S. This test doesnt grade on a curve. Dan She doesn't know me. Serena Well, I wish I could have been there.